Tag Archives: 2016

Don’t Feel Bad for The American People Because They Deserve This Election (Gonzo & Conjure ’16)

“They will serve, even gleefully so, as long as they get a big show every four years…” Continue reading

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Work for the Mainstream Media? You Should Kill Yourself.

“The American media is now no better than its predecessors at Pravda or the Nazi Ministry of Propaganda…” Continue reading

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Lost in the Land of the White Ape: Trump Came to Florida and I Survived (DELUXE One-Piece Edition)

A maddening tour through the bowls of Trump’s America led by Dr. Bones and King Don, Lord of the Universe Continue reading

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Human Iguana Criticizes Alt-Right, Forgets She Too is Fascist

“Hillary’s speech is just the latest scare tactic in this entirely fake election.”
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