Tag Archives: 2016 presidential election

Donald Trump is the Enemy The Left Has Always Needed

“A mutant cross between the most empathetic care-bears and bloodthirsty scorpions hellbent on cracking Klan skulls and bigot spleens is being born.” Continue reading

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The Fall of Hillary and the Rise of Fascism is Our Opportunity (Gonzo & Conjure ’16

“Republican, Democrat, nobody was really fighting for you. Best to start fighting for yourself.” Continue reading

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I’m on The Wild Hunt!

The Wild Hunt is a pagan news service and wanted my thoughts…. Continue reading

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The Official Gonzo & Conjure ’16 Election Prediction

“…the cards pointed towards some trouble.” Continue reading

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Don’t Be Afraid of the Candidates, Be Afraid of the People Voting for Them

From my weekly column at Greed, “No Quarter.” (GREED) – We are living in a horror movie, a grotesque carnival of human depravity and indifference towards suffering. Torture, blood, guts, everything seems slashed with macabre tones as I nervously sprinkle rue … Continue reading

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Don’t Feel Bad for The American People Because They Deserve This Election (Gonzo & Conjure ’16)

“They will serve, even gleefully so, as long as they get a big show every four years…” Continue reading

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“Millennials have sold their soul to strain out a gnat but swallow a camel.” Continue reading

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The Debates Don’t Matter Because This Election Is a Sham (Gonzo and Conjure ’16)

“Behold, the Lizard Queen cometh with clouds and every eye shall see her as she and her handlers desire.” Continue reading

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Work for the Mainstream Media? You Should Kill Yourself.

“The American media is now no better than its predecessors at Pravda or the Nazi Ministry of Propaganda…” Continue reading

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Lost in the Land of the White Ape: Trump Came to Florida and I Survived (DELUXE One-Piece Edition)

A maddening tour through the bowls of Trump’s America led by Dr. Bones and King Don, Lord of the Universe Continue reading

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