“Those affiliated with the plot have no need to hope for a distant better future; they know a sure means to pluck joy immediately.” – Zo D’Axa

Orders and inquires can be sent by email. Please include what package you’re looking for as well as your name and the names of all parties involved. The more details you provide the clearer I can be.

“Criminals” and Revolutionaries welcome!


“In the last days, God says, ‘I will pour out my Spirit on all people. Your sons and daughters will prophesy, your young men will see visions, your old men will dream dreams.'”-Acts 2:17


I can see through the twisting veils of fate and probability, as well as forecast possible events, through the traditional use of playing cards. I was taught by the Devil himself at the crossroads over 9 nights and can bring understanding to any event or situation.

Solidarity Reading($10): If the poor can’t afford it, it isn’t revolutionary. Six cards, one question, and reality will be cracked open like a snitch’s skull.

Lucky Horseshoe($25): 7 cards detail the intermingling of forces leading to a current or future event. This is followed by a three card reading to determine what to be aware of in the immediate, near, and far future.

Heaven and Hellfire Reading($15): A Dr. Bones signature. Two cards determine what will help you, two cards determine what will harm you, and one card determines the end result of any situation. Great for those “what will happen if…” questions.

Face to Face Plotting($40): One question not enough? Need a situation looked into bit by bit? $40 will get you 45mins of facetime with me and as many questions as your heart desires.

Conjure Work

“Call upon me in the day of trouble: I will deliver thee, and thou shalt glorify me.”-Psalm 50:15


Fortunes can be read, made, changed, or broke, and Hoodoo excels at just that. Whether you’re getting what’s coming to you or just getting even, I’m here to help.

Candle Work($35): Over three days I’ll tie and writhe the tendrils of possibility into a more suitable outcome utilizing oils, herbs, roots, and cards. The ritual remains will be mailed to you along with instructions on how to keep the ju-ju flowing.

Custom Work(???): All other work is taken on a case by case basis. We can always do alot or a little depending on your budget and need. This includes dolls, mojos, jars, and all manner of spooky goodness.

I can twist the forces of fate and streams of spirit to aid in:

Spousal Problems * Fixing your Boss Up * Getting Lucky * Drawing Money * Increasing Psychic Vision * Breaking Jinxes or Hexes * Removing Spiritual Attachments * Gaining Control Over a Situation * Getting Vengeance * Reconciling Broken Hearts * Keeping Homes Peaceful * Bringing Life to Bedrooms * and Much, Much More!

“If men were not allowed to use sympathetic words, nor the name of the MOST HIGH, it certainly would not have been revealed to them; and what is more, the Lord would not help where they are made use of. God can in no manner be forced to intercede where it is not his divine pleasure.”-The Long Lost Friend

My talents are available on a basis of mutuality, not profit. If you want my help show that you are aware of the effort and expense I put into my work by sending me something that compensates it.