Author Archives: Dr. Bones

About Dr. Bones

Dr. Bones is a conjurer, card-reader and egoist-communist who believes “true individuality can only flourish when the means of existence are shared by all.” A Florida native and Hoodoo practitioner, he summons pure vitriol, straight narrative, and sorcerous wisdom into a potent blend of poltergasmic politics and gonzo journalism. He lives with his loving wife, a herd of cats, and a house full of spirits. He can be reached at Facebook.com/theconjurehouse and drbonesconjure@gmail.com

There Is No Civilization, There is No Wild. There Is Only You and Me.

Dr. Bones, fresh from a mindbending acid trip, reveals Civilization and Wildness are mere fictions for those who have lost The Way Continue reading

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Egoist-Communism: What It Is and What It Isn’t

“This is what humanity has been doing at parties, after disasters, before funerals, and between sheets since the whole damn thing began.” Continue reading

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It’s Time to Banish the Police and Burn the Prisons

Police and prisons exist to exterminate everything that is human in us. We can live without them. Some people already are… Continue reading

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Pre-sale for Curse Your Boss, Hex The State, Take Back The World!

“Do you want to be exploited forever, to die a beautiful soul trapped in a body-turned-machine, or will you rise in armed joy?” Continue reading

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What Has Become of American Healthcare?

What will America look like under the Republican Healthcare plan? Brace yourself and stare in terror at the future…. Continue reading

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No One Is Coming to Save You, Comrade.

“What if we focused on getting free?” Continue reading

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Anything But Class: The Horrors I Saw At A Democrat Town Hall

“The Democrats are all about reforming capitalism and making it palatable.” Continue reading

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Easter is an Empty Ritual, Just Like the Fights at Berkeley

“Stop chasing the forms of what life, celebration, and political meaning are supposed to be and start crafting your own.” Continue reading

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What the Wealthy’s Quest for Immortality Means for You

“The wealthy have gotten so bold they can tell us universal healthcare is ‘unfeasible’ while they pour millions into immortality drugs and seek godhood…” Continue reading

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What Trump’s Game of Missile Command Means for Syria

The recent strike in Syria has an implication nobody is talking about and Bones is just crazy enough to scream it at high volume. Continue reading

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