Monthly Archives: October 2016

Too Weird to Live: The Case for the Individual in a Sick Woman’s World

What the hell have I gotten myself into? Does this happen to other people? Synchronicities are everywhere, so much so that I’m beginning to feel paranoid. One essay, one little essay on a website I don’t even read has thrown … Continue reading

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Don’t Feel Bad for The American People Because They Deserve This Election (Gonzo & Conjure ’16)

“They will serve, even gleefully so, as long as they get a big show every four years…” Continue reading

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Stop Pretending You’re Surprised Football Fans are Racist

“Yes, these people exist. They never went away. Jim Crow may not be the law of the land but it still rules legions of American hearts.” Continue reading

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“Millennials have sold their soul to strain out a gnat but swallow a camel.” Continue reading

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The Debates Don’t Matter Because This Election Is a Sham (Gonzo and Conjure ’16)

“Behold, the Lizard Queen cometh with clouds and every eye shall see her as she and her handlers desire.” Continue reading

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Work for the Mainstream Media? You Should Kill Yourself.

“The American media is now no better than its predecessors at Pravda or the Nazi Ministry of Propaganda…” Continue reading

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Lost in the Land of the White Ape: Trump Came to Florida and I Survived (DELUXE One-Piece Edition)

A maddening tour through the bowls of Trump’s America led by Dr. Bones and King Don, Lord of the Universe Continue reading

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I Support the Heroes that Robbed Kim Kardashian

“Be they Kardashian, cop, or congressman we are all under attack and must start to defend ourselves, preferring to rob rather than be robbed.” Continue reading

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Bees Die, The Earth Gets Hotter; Are You Prepared for Human Slaughter?

“Cannibalism and murder might escape the realm of novelist’s fantasies and become a fact of biological necessity.” Continue reading

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