The UN Security Council is a Fucking Joke

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The UN security council had an emergency meeting yesterday–which means two imperialist powers squabbled over a table and pretended to actually give a damn about international law.

My god, does anyone even believe this charade any more?

Lets dissect this:

First a cease fire is called in Syria between American Forces Isis and Russian Forces the Syrian Government.

Then, in clear violation of said ceasefire, the US “accidentally” bombs Syrian forces and by sheer happenstance ISIS rushes in to claim territory. Russia protests this, and the UN turns a blind eye.

Russian forces bomb the ever-living hell out of Aleppo, a ISIS rebel stronghold, and in response the US, UK, and France just so happen to call an emergency meeting of the UN security council to try to end the bloodshed.

Who knows how many lie dead, how many femurs now lie bleaching in the sun.

But both Russia and America assure us: all this in the name of peace.

Can I ask one simple question: do they think anybody is buying this dog and pony show anymore?

The headlines have practically spelled out the opposing teams here, the actual Syrians who are being ground to dust or blown into a wet mess only a small footnote as the international press focuses on the world’s biggest football game. Russia/China/Iran are in a dead heat with US/UK/Japan in a death match that could potentially destroy the planet.

If you think this isn’t all a farce may I remind you that while China did this:

“China took a neutral stance and called on the revival of the ceasefire and facilitation of humanitarian aid to Aleppo, without accusing any party for the violence. The Chinese envoy stressed that counter-terrorism effort is an essential part for resolving the Syrian conflict.”

They also managed to scare the ever living piss out of Japan by air:

“Japan scrambled fighter jets on Sunday after spotting Chinese warplanes fly through a strait between Japan’s Miyako and Okinawa islands for the first time. Beijing said it sent more than 40 aircraft to participate in military drills in the Western Pacific.”

This is World War 3 with an entire captive population as the chess pieces and we have the gall to pretend anybody is interested in “peace?”

The UN Security council is a joke, an arm-wrestling match for world powers to flex as much as they can and veto anything that threatens imperialistic sensibilities. To have the mainstream media report on the Security Council as if it was actually some high minded organizing body is nothing short of disgusting and depraved.

Syrians are dying, women are being raped, and children are being left only to starve in the streets. Over head Russian bombers blow up hospitals as American-backed Islamic radicals tear out the hearts of “infidels” all in the name of “peace.”

The UN does nothing but waste air, passing clouds of putrid politics between one another in the name of “regional stability.”

Somewhere a small Syrian girl lies gasping for that same air on an unnamed bullet-strewn street. Someone make sure to inform her the Security Council is on the case.


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About Dr. Bones

Dr. Bones is a conjurer, card-reader and egoist-communist who believes “true individuality can only flourish when the means of existence are shared by all.” A Florida native and Hoodoo practitioner, he summons pure vitriol, straight narrative, and sorcerous wisdom into a potent blend of poltergasmic politics and gonzo journalism. He lives with his loving wife, a herd of cats, and a house full of spirits. He can be reached at Facebook.com/theconjurehouse and drbonesconjure@gmail.com
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